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All About Love
Hmm.. Can anybody here define love? I can!!
Love is when..
Erm...
Yup..
And I jux found out tat...
I forgot...
Cause no love has ever lasted...
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Broken Family
Should I say i'm so fortuante to be in Singapore to have such a good and responsible parents? Mah family in china is going through hell lotsa trouble.. Firstly mah parents are both having affairs.. I mean its like wtf? Remember when i last went back( in may 2005) they're like having so much problems dealing wif their business already.. So y still have affairs man?!! Now natuarally business has worsen.. Add on, mah younger sista can't get into high school.. Tats means they had to pay lotsa money so tat she can get into one..(by backdoor) And causing my elder sista to have to stop university..
Everythin's in a mess.. Mah poor sistas are suffering there.. Wats wrong wif my family!! It could have been a cosy, sweet and warm one.. Can't imagine mah parents are like tat.. Totally ruin the image of them in mah heart.. I swear I'd nv go visit them again!!
Can you imagine? Living in a house tat parents don't come home at night.. I mean you'd rather they not coming home.. Cause there would be fights and all sorts of nonsense.. When your father threaten to hit your mum because your mum quarrelled with his WORKER? Or your mum bringing her man home to recuprate from his injuries and cleans his body for him everyday.. Who noe's wat they actually do??!! Wat about your mum landed in hospital and went for operation for almost one month but daddy nv visited her once?? Nono.. I jux can't imagine tat..
Mah sista must be real miserable.. I'm gonna take her here.. Using all sorts of way.. Can't let them suffer the sin's of our parents.. Breaks mah heart to see such thing.. Wish I was there to go through all these with mah sistas.. Hang on.. I promise i will help ya out.. Jux hang on..
This is wat happens when there's no love.. I conclude there's not a bit of love between mah parents at all.. Think they're a lil bit mature at all??!! Fugg of.. Don't make us suffer the sins tat you two are making..
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Mah elder sista.. Not gonna let her sweet face smudge with tears everyday..
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Happy Birthday Mah Most Beloved Kor Kor!!
Its Dion's adn Jingxiang's B'day today!! And Roy's yesterday.. Well Happy B'day All!! But very very fugging sad tat i can't make it to your chalet.. But still wanna wish my one and only korkor very happy birthday to ya!! And I'm really sorry can't make it to your brithday.. And I love you so much!! MUACKX!!! Take A look below for the egg tart I baked for Dion..
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Yummy Yummy..
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Can't Understand Y is everyday a boring day??!! Goin off to work soon.. Really having sleepless nights these few days.. Think i'm down wif Think-Too-Much dieseas like wat Ying said.. Been thinking of everythin.. Will i pass my o's? If one day i die, hu will cry? Hu will still be by my side ten yrs down the road? Y are pple born wif good life and not mi? Y must i be so different from pple of the same age? Why? WHy? and WHY?! And the question tat makes mi really sick of living is " WAT ARE WE LIVING FOR?"
Let me put it in this way, from the day we are born we learn lots and lotsa things.. Then we go to sch and study like fuck.. For wat? For jux a fuckin piece of paper -- certificate.
And Y do we wan to get the certificate so much? So as to have a better paid job.
So Y do we need a better paid job? So as to have money enough to feed ourselves and maybe our family.
Then Y do we wanna feed ourselves? So tat we won't die of hunger.
So Y dont we wanna die of hnger? So tat we can carry on living. Am I right so far?
So the next Question is -- Y do we wanna carry on living? Yeah and i'm stuck here.. Could anybody pls tell mi y? Some pple may ans, "We live on to be happy lor." But are u sure u are really happy? Yeah.. And tats where every single one gets stuck.. So does tat mean I can go n die? Cause I forgot when was the last time happiness visited.....
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Poem Of A Boring Day
A boring day when there's rain in sunset bay,
A boring day when there's bills to pay,
A boring day when I can't go out to play,
A boring day when my boss is in dismay,
A boring day when i saw losta gay,
A boring day when its far from payday,
A boring day when my hamsters ran away,
A boring day when nicholas said he love faye,
A boring day when happiness was jux a ray,
A boring day when i feel like hitting the hay, (means go to bed)
A boring day when its so bored until i've got nothin to say,
A broing day when i got smashed by a tray,
A boring day when i got choked by insect spray,
A boring day when my friend lost in a relay,
A boring day when i was chased by many pple doin survey,
A boring day when i could only jux pray,
For a betta day..
Thank You Thank You, can't imagine i'm so poetic.. =)
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SEX ON THE FIRST DAY
Hmm.. After some kinda interview or somethin, its shown tat Singaporean's have the highest rate of haveing sex on the first day of stead.. Abosolutely true ok? Its like 84% of Singaporeans had sex on the first day.. I can't believe it.. Should this be a disgrace?
Lets have a psychological analsye fer Singapore girls.. Excluding those who ONS i rkn they jux think their body is a piece of shit.. So let them be..
Alright.. Firstly y do girls lose their virginity at a younger and young age? This is straight and simple!! because guys gets horny younger and younger.. And trust me, althought I may sound dramatic, but tats how virginitys are lost. Girls get fooled and tricked into it by "Don't worry, Nothin will happen, I will be responsible. Just once is enough" And most importantly, " I love you baby".. Yup its these words by the guys tat make we girls fall into the endless trap. There after we are so delighted by the sugary words, almost flying up liaox.. And the next thing we noe, its Bye bye virginity...... (Mostly happens to under 16)
Tats not the end.. Even when she broke up wif the guy hu killed her virginity.. The later few bfs tat she has, she'd most properbly be still persistant in not letting him get her so easily.(Mostly between 16-18) But eventually, she'd still give in, as long as the guys insisted.. At tat time, their thought would be like [ I'm already not a virgin, it doesn't matters anymore, even if i had it wif 10 guys, it would be the same jux because of tat one time..]
So what about after 3-4 bfs she had after her virginity losing? ( Mostly aged 18 and above). By this time thier thoughts will absolutely change.. [Lets have sex!] Yup, tats wat they'll be think about.. Some even think tat moment after sex is the time u can see if he's real to you.. So tats what eventually leading to sex on the first day..
Yup, tats the pyscological change tat in girls.. So the conclusion is kill all virgin killers yeah? They're being so inconsiderate to the virgins, not knowing how much it will affect thier innocent souls..
AND!! We must also give a round of applause to the very little number of virgins in the world!! *CLAP CLAP* They're such heroins!! Especially those 16and above. ( Like Me) LOlx..
But above all, I must clarify some of the facts. Suitable amount of sex is real healthy to both guys and girls. And sex between couples regularly can maintain thier sweet and loving relationship.. So next time if u are so damn busy and u are soo afraid to lose ur bf/gf , dun even bother to squeeze time for dinner wif them!! Jux grab them to ya house and battle the shit out on bed.. And last but not least, spearms are very very very incrediblely nutritious.. So imagine doin a spearm mask.. *Eeww*
Ok.. So after so much, wanna let girls ard the world noe pls love your body very very much.. They are seriously the only thing tat accompany us to this world, and when we leave the world.. Remember, To Be Sexy Doesn't Mean You Have To Have Sex
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Was too boliaox until Mi and Jimmy decided to take the stupidity test.. Look down for the results!!
Damn, tats real stupid yeah? Lolx..
Omg.. I thought I'd have scored lower.. But anyway can see how big difference is our stupidity level!! Lolx.. I'm Smart, i'm smart..
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Came across joke.. Think might share wif ya guys..
This guy comes into a gunstore and wants to buy a rifle scope.The Owner hands him one saying "This is a very good one. Look out the window: Right up on top of that hill you can see my house."The man looks through and starts laughing."What is it?" the Owner."It really is a good scope, I can see two people having sex through one of the windows!"The Owner takes the scope away from him to have a look."That´s my wife!" he exclaims.He mounts the scope on a rifle, loads two bullets and hands it to the man."I will give you the rifle with the scope for free if you shoot her in the head and him his dick off."The man agrees and takes aim. Then he smiles, hands back one bullet and says: "I can do it with one shot now."
Do ya get the joke? His wife was performing oral sex.. LOLX..
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Woah!! So So damn long nv blog liaox.. Its like nearly a year.. Suddenly have the kick to post again.. Lolx.. Yup tats mi.. Very three minute temperature (translate to chinese) So not long after maybe u'll see mi stop posting again.. Alright alright.. So how's life fer mi now?? Bad.. Trying to struggle between earnings and studies and much more.. Wat makes it worst if none of it is doin good.. For my recent looks, look down pls!!
YupYup And tats how i look now.. Big change? Everybody say i look like auntie Now.. *Sob*